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In comparison the American assault rifle M16 still uses Windows 95.

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The software controlling the gun is now supplied by the Linux variant ' Lenix', named in honour of the former Soviet leader by Russian leader Vladimir Putin.

It is believed to have acquired self awareness sometime in mid-1984. The AK47 was initially supplied by Russia to various customers around the world but has since begun to self-replicate via mitosis. That is of course unless said country has been initially armed with AK47's by the US themselves, such as Iraq in which case, the inevitable Un-American phase tends to follow a brief American toleration phase. The United states has noticed that more often than not, countries that accept the AK-47 into their population seem to inevitably end up being Unamerican. The United States Government has stated that it will fund any organization that finds itself in combat against an enemy armed with the AK-47 or its variants. It was hoped the extended capacity would allow idiots to at least hit a few targets before their inevitable death but actually field use has dismissed all such hope.ДЄs such a potent symbol of the fight for terrorism by the forces of oppression. This large magazine capacity is attributed to the weapon's primary users idiots frequently tend to never reload, or because it is shit and needs at least one semi-positive attribute so that it can still exist. It is equipped with a relatively large magazine as opposed to other guns (such as pistols, semi-automatics, Super Soakers and Death Rays). The AK-47 was used in several memorable occasions and conflicts, such as the 1949 Chinese Revolution, the 1968 Tet Offensive, the 1988 sale at K-Mart and the 2002 Super Bowl. It resulted in the 5th graders winning territory from the rebellious 2nd and 3rd grade alliance. The largest nation that has banned the AK-47 is the USA, long held as a bastion of freedom, which is a marketing tool of the Haliburton, Starbucks and McDonald's corporations respectively.ДЄ lesser known use of AK-47's was in the Great Lunch War of 1999. In fact, in Kazakhstan, the Ak47 is a popular dowry gift and is frequently used in place of money as a form of currency. before attempting to copulate with the weapon - 'Why not?'. Borat, the well known Kazakh social theorist is known to have once used an AK-47 and said: 'its nice i like'. It is sometimes known as 'the great equalizer,' in that it is available to individuals of all social status and incomes and allows citizens to rise against oppressive governments. It is also a main ingredient in the countries national dish (a lead salad). It can be seen on the national flag of Mozambique, where it is used both for national defence and for plowing.

It is a low-cost, highly durable children's toy and rumored to be the most widely used, copied and mass produced toy of all time. In fact many people have likened the gun to that of the Rock-it Launcher of the Fallout 3 game. It is usually chambered in 37.662mm (934x9 cartridge, but owing to the unique socialist origins of the weapon it can actually be chambered to fire anything including turbans, stones, teddy bears, broken Apple-Mac software, trout and all manner of household junk. The gun has performed above and beyond its designers wildest dreams, having been used successfully by more idiots than any other gun before and since. Owing to the the fact that most of the Russian population had been killed during the war, Kalashnikov was told to make the gun 'idiot proof' as from then on the Red Army would be made up of children and the elderly, the deformed or clinically insane. (A.) George Kalashnikov at the behest of the Soviet government after World War II. The AK was invented by a Russian game designer Vladimir 'Vlad the Cool Cat' A.K. The '47', which most think is the creation year, stands for the meaning of life, the universe, and all around coolness. The AK-47 is a powerful watergun in use at a middle school near you.

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An AK-47 drawn by a professional artist in 1763.